1,
Q: When people have two mouths?
A: When two friends,
2,
Q: Two people fell into the trap, the dead man called dead , living What?
A: Jiaojiu Ming, ha ha
3,
Q: Why do people around the bed to get some sleep?
A: Because your bed will not come over!
4,
Q: boss, you do not ask beef noodles? how not even the beef?!
A: people also call it wife cake, do the authors even made you when you buy a wife?!
5,
endurance run two bananas in the game, Paozhepaozhe ...
dominant side of the banana sweating
run off the side of the banana peel into the skin easily lost on the runway, behind the banana slipped.
6,
Q: One day, the bird flew to Taipei from Kaohsiung to spend 1 hour. but the time spent in the back 2 hours!
WHY?
A: because it was raining! so to fly single-handedly from the storm first-hand.
7,
have a polar bear and a penguin playing together,
penguins to fur a one to pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: Penguin said:
> 9,
green beans one day from the 5th floor of suicide jumped a lot of blood flow into the red beans; has been festering, he is a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.
10 , there is a bean, falls, and it discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what it can to encourage it to stand up?
answer is you!
because of something called ;.
11, a male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!< br> 12, dumplings are boys or girls
answer because the dumplings are male foreskin
13, Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat.
Antony: br> Abai: section of the.
Cao Cao: do you eat ? ? ? O ???? finally have water to drink friends Some three-legged man ah! Silly boy do? > since.
because they are not familiar with ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 18, question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (pressure Sparrow silent).
19, a college students unfortunately caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: ; the students back to the enemy a word, the result was electrocuted by hh
He said: the place. Wang Xiaoya live interview on a show the audience, asked: said: dare night raid the White House! climb out, dressed in a disheveled hair, a dazzling white dress. and then at me she smiled and said: Xiaoyu: My goldfish died yesterday of a (depressed ...)< br> early spring: what the big deal, my aquarium fish die every day for every day!
Xiaoyu: Why!!?
Xiaochun: my home is open a restaurant in!
Xiaoyu :.....< br> 25,
Hand basically rely on ports, basic warm-up by shaking, the couple basically rely on Aquilegia, basically rely on a single go. write letter can not move hand, lodging can only growl, when the temperature can have? school said no. is not seventy Laosou, that endurance is not, this South go, you have no life!
26,
plane, a stewardess asked one little girl said: The little girl replied: block (fast)
Nicole Kidman (slow)
28,
said there was a polar bear, because the snow was too harsh, and have to wear dark glasses to see things,
but he could not find sunglasses, so crawling around on the ground looking eyes closed, goes up and up Yeah, the hands and feet dirty crawl to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found: Oh, I is a panda.
29,
a rookie-level MM asked me: ? l asked my mom r (MM)? I say not. Then he called my dad l r (88)! bus. driver looked at the child, suddenly said: : Students come to school talking about a man in marriage.
A (low age, undergraduate students): how high he was, handsome you?
B (Master): What does he do it? monthly salary?
C (PhD student): Where is he?
32,
printer breaks down, holding to the street repair, one highway to ask: Soon, another man roadblocks: , go to the hospital drips, and one whispered: br> Canada's space sector beginning of the first astronauts into space, but they soon received reports of astronauts in weightlessness did not write words with a ballpoint pen. So, they used 10 years, spent 12 billion dollars, scientists have finally invented a ball-point pen. This document applies to weightlessness, the body upside down, underwater, any flat object, minus 300 degrees Celsius.
Russia has been penciled in space
34, < br> Panda
the first two wishes, good sleep;
second, take a color photo
35,
Wu's classic jokes ~ ~
I hate this world two kinds of people ~ one is a racial discrimination ~
the other is black tied a belt!
37,
me one, giant cold
Q: dumb, and to the store to buy a hammer, his shape into a fist with his left hand, then patted his right hand, put the salesman to understand sold him a hammer, then a blind man he saw going to the store to buy, how should he do?
Answer: scratched his neck with your fingers!
38,
Lee bought a large parrot , just enter the house to wait to tease the birds to speak: large pick up a worm to lure Lee, parrots, or did not respond.
39,
Q: What is the African cannibal chiefs eat?
A: people, ah!
Q: That day, the chief is ill, the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, he eat?
A: eat a vegetable! ~ ~
40,
have a swallow on a branch, you do not disturb the bird how to swallow and took that branch off to?
Till only after the swallows fly away himself.
41,
that place more difficult to buy train tickets during Spring Festival, the place of the Virgin of a number of hard to find!
42,
hey, these days a couple more, cucumber will not sell the north door a fruit hawker mm memories 2005.
43,
holiday and a group of high school kids playing poker, one high and one child lost, according to our predetermined, he returned home very seriously asked his mother: immediately to the front of the mirror.
Sister Furong: Mirror mirror on the wall tell me who is the world's most beautiful woman?
Mirror: Anyway, not your ~
Sister Furong: that the world Who is more beautiful than me?
Mirror: Sadako, Zhao, Albert Einstein, Sister Furong Zhang hh
angry, fat could beat the mirror.
Sister Furong: Magic Mirror mirror tell me who is the world's most beautiful woman?
Mirror: It should be what you ~
Sister Furong: that the world beautiful woman who is second?
Mirror: Chen son, Zhao, Albert Einstein, Sister Furong Zhang hh
and angry, and the mirror on the wall and fat could beat.
Sister Furong: Mirror mirror on the wall told me that I face this seductive sexy When the most engaging?
Mirror body when most cultured?
Mirror to make men nosebleeds?
Mirror: fist!
Sister Lotus is too angry, fat, could beat the mirror again!
Sister Furong: you in the end is not the mirror on the wall, ah, fake, right?
Mirror: I originally Mirror, may be you took a few days later, I have become a magic mirror!
45,
and his girlfriend to travel at night in the hotel stay. night, the room where the phone rang, a prettily Girls asked: they sounded. This time his girlfriend mad, so he took a phone call saying: When we woke up again a telephone call his girlfriend to pick up the phone angrily shouted: open, the two documents in hand at the door pol.ice majesty said to me: fragment, we use the sub when the flame red silk, the more dance higher, and gradually put the Look mm actor changed! m black child lying on the stage buddy! (
47, for today's examination, even see the 4:00 reading has been more than 7 points up to get to the exam and then see, then roommate concern over asked me: ah ah
that tight tight ah
that beautiful land that the old lady that song ah ~
that song that song ah ah
evergreen pine that hh
49, older grandparents that do not visit Lily Point as the wait for lily web page opens, I am afraid you have been dead hh
50, National Chiao Tung University with three bachelor drink alone, inadvertently discussed as cohabitation, said couples In the boys bedroom to sleep is widespread.
A: I'm the worst! four of the seven living room, on my one alone, at night the sound is simply B: Fortunately, I and my bedroom door has four bachelor, and every night we are listening to Twelve Girls Band,
C tears: Do you know the whole building heard a symphony of night sleep to how difficult !!!to eat. , another day it ~ -!
a dinosaur said to me: After meeting university students gab.
a: married you?
b: Not yet ~
a: it Hurry up, do not delay the child to see the Beijing Olympics ah ~
53,
in Sony Ericsson inside, they described the death of P990 is a machine every 5 minutes. I am very unhappy after a colleague to buy, so he called complaints: , to send Chinese agricultural laborers students an elegiac couplet. The Union: doctoral, graduate, undergraduate and prosperous; the second line: experimental building, teaching building, dormitory, building floor to dance. Streamer: unprecedented!
55, < br> Chinese team game: by taking the basic attack, passing by take a look at the basic, fundamental stopping by hand, basically rely on extraordinary roar, by defensive embrace the basic, basically no shot, and threaten the goalkeeper shook, is a group of mad dog!
56,
holiday was surprised: + sleep;
it: College students - Pig = love;
substitution according to the equation: college students - the students love = no love = pig 58,
bad news: a pilot fell out of the plane the
good news: he brought a parachute
bad news: the parachute is bad
good news: there is a haystack
following bad news: there is a dung heap of hay fork
good news : He declined to dung fork
bad news: He also declined to hay
59,
greedy dog day in search of food has jumped onto the table to find a roast chicken, he tried to eat When,
owner suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to how the chicken, I told you how!
so dog licking chicken ass.
60,
have a reporter to interview penguins, would like to know how their daily life is ever
Reporter: What do you every day, ah?
Penguin A: eating, sleeping, playing KISS
asked Penguin B: you do every day ah?
Penguin B: eating, sleeping, playing KISS
continued in an interview ... the answer is the same for each penguin's
X when he was asked to press a penguin when
: Every day you do ah?
Penguin X: eat, sleep
Reporter: how do you not play KISS ah?
Penguin X: TMD I is KISS
61,
Bugs: flowers you do with my pencil?
flowers: No, I did not use.
Bugs: You're useless?
flowers: I really useless!
Bugs: Well, you 17 admit that they are useless person.
62,
Xiaoying Xiao Ming by the pen, the results of Xiao Ming did not hesitate.
Little Britain: what will be dead by then oh hh
Xiao Ming put pen to lend a small British hh
after a short while, Xiao-Ming died hh
63,
a bun to eat more things, diarrhea, and then he became a bread.
a bread walking on the street, a car accident, he became biscuits.
a bun on the way to go, a car accident, he became caught in a.
64,
the Ming's wife to produce a
Daming waiting anxiously outside the maternity ward
suddenly, the Ming hear br> The nurse said: Next to guess. So the young lady traffic police came to ask: how, lady, do not you like the color?
66,
which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao
reasons: that Cao Cao Cao Cao to
67,
Xiaoyu Little said her father with impotence, want to guess a phrase
(Jade) strike (Dad) can not
68,
Superman, The Flash with stealth who are good friends.
this one night, Dwyane go on the road and suddenly see a small alley there stood a woman not wearing clothes lying on the wall, his face filled with a comfortable look.
Lightning Xia think you can not miss this good opportunity, so he rushed into the alley at lightning speed to the speed of lightning, and ** the pants off that woman, and finally left with lightning speed.
next day, Dwyane Wade hit Superman, Superman on the Lightning Man said: The Flash, The Flash, invisible man in the hospital.
Dwyane very worried, so I rushed to the hospital lightning speed. see the invisible man lying on the bed, covered with a piece of cloth on the bottom of the Invisible Man
Lightning said: invisible, invisible, how do you?
invisible said: Damn, I stealth up yesterday, ** a woman, do not know which bastard suddenly rushed out of the egg poke my ass. poke a few ran away.
69,
long, long time ago, there was a stray dog
his life in order to maintain the streets hunting for food
He traveled through numerous cities in the streets
Finally, it came to a desert before, so it would like it walked across the desert to go ~
walked away tired, thirsty ..
Finally, it finally lay down a remark: Desert had bitter life, over the mountains, ah hell and high water, after several hardships, and finally came to the bustling metropolis of Shenzhen customs mm. In order to carry off, the wolf disguised himself dog, the wolf is precisely because they can keep up but secretly pleased when uttered exclaimed: Wakao, which is so busy, in the end the neon lights are shining bovine B ah! wolf surprises too far and found that stomach is empty, hungry bear, then came to a district, when passing through a window, I heard a woman yell at the kids: cry, cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf!
Wolf overjoyed: Wakao, Shenzhen, Shenzhen, indeed, information systems, indeed cattle B, so fast came to welcome me, and also for me such a hearty breakfast! So the wolf outside the door, etc, etc, etc. ah, from the dawn and other large dark, dark until dawn, have not seen a child being thrown out. wolf hungry, and grief: how man is not kind to such a pinch? wasting so much of you I say good words. Just at that time, fast, falling upstairs for a child, the wolf was overjoyed, lightning out of its mouth a Xianzhu ! listen upstairs came a call condemning: next to a pillar, affectionate,
you love me? woman asked.
love love love love love to you two sausage two bottles of red wine. man replied,
What do you mean it! < br> love how you love to a long long time (intestine gut wine wine).
that you love me? the turn of the men asked,
course, I love you to the toilet inside the hanging alarm clock. ..... the girl paused,
onto anything, Nobita, startled me!
Mother: Nobita Which do?
Students: high school Nobita it! our two classes at the same time, he was and that I wanted to entering medical school Nobita Yeah!
Mother: hell happened?! exam, that person is not already committed suicide several times do not pass the test?
Students: Yes! However, today I am teaching anatomy class is him! < br> 73, Xiao-Ming domesticated dog, and once they invite a guest to eat something,
guests came in, and the dog wags its tail to the guests.
but the guests who dine with their families when Xiao Ming ,
dog staring at him, yelling non-stop, as if angry.
the visitor is very disturbing to the father said of Hsiao Ming:
fierce Oh!
Xiao Ming's father still did not answer, just like the guests, said Xiao Ming:
it so.
74, a hunter with his dogs to hunt for a slip of the day in the woods are not prey.
dark, not willing to keep riding, he was transferred in the woods,
MA suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away,
went to a class when a large tree panting,
dog patted his chest and said to him:
l scared me, actually talking horse! r
75, was once a lamb, one day he went out to play, The results hit the wolf.
wolf said: .
76, once a horse, into a bar and sat down in the bar looking for a bartender to drink, the waiter said: how do you long with an equine faces ah?
77, dumplings Why round it?
A: Because it is called rice balls.
party could not eat rice balls, will be stuck in the throat.
because the mouth is round.
78, Xiao-Ming, Look for her Mom in the kitchen lights off no?
Xiaoming Pidianpidian ran into the kitchen, ran back
Mom, you go and see, the kitchen is too dark, I do not see anything to!
79, stone and rice cake fight, an angry sea took the cake ...
kicked a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set under oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years ? girls have been waiting for boys, has been, which do not that her broken heart, despair thrown into the sea, her diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstood girl dating sites, so it will never become a regret. boys sad to never ... After a few years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught?
answer: rice cakes.
80, coffee mugs and cups with crossing the road, this time for it, there was a grandfather he exclaimed, : Because the coffee cup with
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