Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. in all your deeds, and have found him, and he shall direct your paths. (Proverbs 3:5 - 6)
, guard your heart, everything is better than conservative. Because the fruit of life is given from the heart. (Proverbs 4:23)
fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. knowledge of the holy, they is smart. (Proverbs 9:10)
son could not bear the rod, is that hate him. love his son, to discipline. (Proverbs 13:24)
eat herbs where love is, than to eat a stalled ox and hatred therewith. (Proverbs 15:17)
rebuke, as strong as the sly love. (Proverbs 27:5)
you forgive others their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you trespasses. (Matthew 6:14)
Do not judge, lest ye be judged. (Matthew 7:1)
Why see your brother eye, but do not want to do the beam in thine own eye? (too 7:3)
man if he gains the whole world, and lose his own life, what benefits? man give in exchange for his soul? (Matthew 16:26)
whosoever shall exalt himself, shall come down for the base; inferiority complex, will be exalted. (Matthew 23:12)
Jesus said: about 14:6)
Do not repay anyone evil for evil. all the things that the United States, to pay attention to make. (Romans 12:17)
Let no debt remain outstanding, only love each other, often thought to be owed, because the lover has fulfilled the law. (Romans 13:8)
to honor their parents, so that you blessed, living and longevity. This is the first commandment with a promise. (Ephesians 6:2-3)
love of money is the root of all evil! Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the truth, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows had. (early 6:10)
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And He went a little farther, and fell to the ground and prayed, saying: let this cup pass from me; however, not as I will, but as thou wilt. ? General Watch and pray, lest ye enter into temptation The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. to the soft, put all the blame to the main body that is not the Lord blessing us, or does not prohibit us to sin. thank the Lord He sympathetic to the weakness of our flesh, but we do not forget that the Lord is more willing to pray. Many people do not force because of the lack of real prayer. prayer if a formal format will be a terrible thing.
I remember the good words ;
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sword of the Spirit is the word of God. by the Spirit, always with all prayer and supplication, and in this alert perseverance and supplication for all saints. ( Ephesians 6:17-18)
meditation:
today's generation, the devil abnormal rampant, but we have strong hope, because the Second Coming is nigh. We can only pray to watch with our family, Church and State. Martin Luther said: Temple of the fortified city in mind.
Goethe said: is a paradox. from birth, who has been living in the dark, under the authority. as if the blind are in the darkroom, and I do not know how Xiao Guangming. until one day, when Christ's blood and tears, deeply touched the heart, talent began to accept an angel of light in it. Since then, light and dark forces in man's war, has never stopped.
this war, in the person's academic, career, ministry, the socially and even in marriage and family are reflected. Sometimes, the face of war between justice and evil, it is very painful, as Paul said, because determined by the right people to do good, but not up to the line out of people. Body and Soul of war, the ideal and the gap between reality, reason and impulse, is to confuse Satan to attack the weapon.'s spiritual life is intermittent, the growth of jumping. When the time close to God, to renew their strength, to hot serving the Lord, but every so often, Satan began to do damage, disturb the work, people can not control the inside of the old me,
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years so I know the pros and cons to serve, if not always in the Lord Jesus Christ, our ministry others have no effect on already.
Although the road is still difficult, but I believe that God wants more in 2011 and the revival of our church fellowship, we all make up the deficiency. God wants to rise, more equipment workers, shepherding his sheep pasture.
For those of us who often serve, to much fruit, they have to grow up in your thinking, the courage to deny himself, and lifted up his eyes, gazed at the body of Jesus Christ. AND main close, more intimate, we walk the secret Tin Road renew their strength.
2011 年 1 1 May, start a new reading companion, the last even in Indonesia have been Random House.
pure spiritual milk, as babies love milk just like the students, that ye may grow thereby be saved. time, strengthen me in front of you covenant. I pray thee, love bathing my heart, guide me the following prayer:
Ask the Lord when I get close to you from Satan and drowsy all day
busy, when the evening out of the office building, see the lanterns, busy, shocked to find that 2010 is about to go away. sitting behind the wheel a red light, looking at the long queue in front of the red, only to find that not only the year 2010, the twenty-first century's first 10 years left us soon.
want to write, but found that the brain appears to be formatted, all talented and text have been frozen out. brothers and sisters in the morning and expected annual review chat . Therefore, in view of many writers on the Internet concluded in 2010.
find this the best! yesterday, I want to scold, the original Mr. Lu Xun are scolded; Today, I want to say, the following also have!
2010, there is a beauty called ..
2010, there is a new word called ... 2010, there is an energy saving and emission reduction called I dare not neglect, leave at home. Originally Today is day kindergarten parent involvement, but there is no way kids in the past. worry about this child!
New Year's Day would have been promoted to play with the work, think a good ah. to consult staff recommendations. Unexpectedly, the views of one kind or another, time and place can not be determined. also lazy, and there intentionally pour cold water. The most annoying is that some people do not even text back then I do not know how to respect others. I What do not think this is a good job, I'll be ready to take over who really want to thank God. think about why it is always such a thankless task, the eyes of others - the old fool a dozen years. Wrath of the bar, organize themselves in each group altogether, the province of a bunch of difficult to reconcile the views. we were happy to recuperate at home sleeping.
from 22 to today, every night sleep well, sleep enough sleep; throat has not been rest are still inflammation, congestive; oral ulcers grow a thumb
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tonight on the Village Hall will be Xianyan very successful Christmas Praise! We played last night in the church than even better!
in the last call, I saw so many people took the stage to the Lord, in addition to give thanks, can I say? If there is no work of the Holy Spirit, we can do what human hands? Lord, I thank you ! Thank you for redeeming the soul of so many compatriots!
Lord I thank you! given me so many lovely brothers and sisters! I look forward to, can join with them to serve together, grow together. I like Holy drama brothers and sisters, very energetic. especially our sisters, we almost brings together the most beautiful girls fellowship, not only danced well, and trouble. This Christmas, they have almost every night performance, many sisters lived far end of the show to late to go home, but no one complained called tired.
them a thank my dear Lord! the first Christmas night will come to an end a compliment. In God blessing, in cooperation with the efforts of everyone, very successful show, followed by the call, there are nearly a hundred friends first came to the church went to the stage, the courage to declare themselves to accept Jesus as their Lord. I I believe the Lord is listening to prayers of the Lord, for our achievements with the fact that the glory of heaven.
This is our youth group praise team and electro-acoustic band to make final preparations.
this party is the League Lease as the main force, the United Youth Fellowship and the Fellowship of the brothers and sisters in English completed, and yesterday the solemn praise slightly different Christmas Eve, tonight's show full of vitality and new ideas. can be said that all poetry, dance, drama, has been greatly improved than last year. especially the youth academy of dance, They gave a high evaluation. Unfortunately, my bad pixels E71 mobile phone, plus a busy site, it shot well. Forgive me!
Dear brothers and sisters, friends, Merry Christmas!
just had Christmas Eve, our church will be very successful two compliment.
last night as the host but also play angels and shepherds, can be said that the number of staff who is also the audience on the go. While I poor health, the throat is very pain, but when she saw many people on stage, declared into Christ's name, I felt so make sense of this Christmas Eve.
than 12 am it! hope I am today, the first
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Five students set off the country to force the New Deal in 2011 to study
Australia: introduced a number of favorable policies next year, right place
12 Australia 16, Australian Minister for Immigration and Citizenship Minister Chris Bowen and Higher Education Senator Chris Evans announced strategy of the project will review a student visa, and a number of concrete measures to alleviate the pressure of the international education sector.
these changes take effect only after the relevant measures in the new student visa applicants to submit an impact. including: certificate-level vocational education and training programs, prepaid lodging a formal boarding school fees, announced the new statistics, the visa assessment level (AL) type of adjustment and the course catalog and the corresponding type of visa to be updated. Meanwhile, the Australian government has relaxed visa policy, students to Australia's security deposit from April next year will be reduced by one third, anyone can act as guarantor, the deposit period is reduced from six months to three months.
United States: reduce visa appointment wait time
the U.S. Embassy to the applicant The visa interview requirements have not changed, only the applicant in order to complete these requirements do change. Nov. 15, the applicant must be a visa interview appointment call center customer service representatives to provide visa fee receipt number. This number red, in the upper right corner of the receipt.
call to make an appointment, the applicant will be asked about the identification information such as name, passport number, visa fee receipt number. Reservation Center will be chosen by the applicant to the United States arrangements for a consular interview date and time. embassies advise the applicant, an appointment must provide a receipt number, so make an appointment should be preceded by the applicant at any branch of CITIC Bank, pay to obtain a receipt, this receipt is not transferable or refundable . the interview, the embassy staff appointments will be the applicant's information and CITIC Bank visa fee receipt in the name of the check. only information consistent with the applicants to be interviewed.
United Kingdom: Ambassador reiterated welcome for Chinese students
media reported that Sebastian said, we encourage those who went to Britain to learn the true purpose of talented students to the UK to share our high-quality education, and that this will also be established after the British Government's attitude.
January 10, 2011 day, learning language courses for foreign students will be able to apply for a visa valid only for applicants outside the United Kingdom has in the United Kingdom study, work and life can not apply for foreigners visiting scholar visa.
New Zealand: the free distribution of Immigration Minister Jonathan Coleman said the new visa policy will be February 7, 2011 implementation. and that the policy reduce the application process, to better help international students get a student visa more convenient. in the new immigration law , those students who are applying for a visa can be issued free of charge kinds of temporary visas, to ensure that legitimate students studying in New Zealand. the introduction of such a policy, immigration minister, said the new policy is mainly to help international students studying in New Zealand smooth, making the application process can proceed smoothly in schools. In addition, Dr Coleman said the introduction of this new policy is estimated to study the market to give New Zealand NZ 200 million revenue increase.
Russia: the direct conversion
Russian currency has recently officially launched the China Foreign Exchange Trading Center RMB trading against the ruble, Russia money for direct exchange. Prior to the Chinese students to study in Russia, usually dollars or euros to carry departure, exit and then to the bank replaced the ruble to the school. for students, but also face the inconvenience of secondary exchange, this time, foreign exchange for buying and selling prices are different, it may cause damage. and straight against, students can carry or the Chinese renminbi bank card financial exit, greatly facilitated access to Russia for study.
12 Australia 16, Australian Minister for Immigration and Citizenship Minister Chris Bowen and Higher Education Senator Chris Evans announced strategy of the project will review a student visa, and a number of concrete measures to alleviate the pressure of the international education sector.
these changes take effect only after the relevant measures in the new student visa applicants to submit an impact. including: certificate-level vocational education and training programs, prepaid lodging a formal boarding school fees, announced the new statistics, the visa assessment level (AL) type of adjustment and the course catalog and the corresponding type of visa to be updated. Meanwhile, the Australian government has relaxed visa policy, students to Australia's security deposit from April next year will be reduced by one third, anyone can act as guarantor, the deposit period is reduced from six months to three months.
United States: reduce visa appointment wait time
the U.S. Embassy to the applicant The visa interview requirements have not changed, only the applicant in order to complete these requirements do change. Nov. 15, the applicant must be a visa interview appointment call center customer service representatives to provide visa fee receipt number. This number red, in the upper right corner of the receipt.
call to make an appointment, the applicant will be asked about the identification information such as name, passport number, visa fee receipt number. Reservation Center will be chosen by the applicant to the United States arrangements for a consular interview date and time. embassies advise the applicant, an appointment must provide a receipt number, so make an appointment should be preceded by the applicant at any branch of CITIC Bank, pay to obtain a receipt, this receipt is not transferable or refundable . the interview, the embassy staff appointments will be the applicant's information and CITIC Bank visa fee receipt in the name of the check. only information consistent with the applicants to be interviewed.
United Kingdom: Ambassador reiterated welcome for Chinese students
media reported that Sebastian said, we encourage those who went to Britain to learn the true purpose of talented students to the UK to share our high-quality education, and that this will also be established after the British Government's attitude.
January 10, 2011 day, learning language courses for foreign students will be able to apply for a visa valid only for applicants outside the United Kingdom has in the United Kingdom study, work and life can not apply for foreigners visiting scholar visa.
New Zealand: the free distribution of Immigration Minister Jonathan Coleman said the new visa policy will be February 7, 2011 implementation. and that the policy reduce the application process, to better help international students get a student visa more convenient. in the new immigration law , those students who are applying for a visa can be issued free of charge kinds of temporary visas, to ensure that legitimate students studying in New Zealand. the introduction of such a policy, immigration minister, said the new policy is mainly to help international students studying in New Zealand smooth, making the application process can proceed smoothly in schools. In addition, Dr Coleman said the introduction of this new policy is estimated to study the market to give New Zealand NZ 200 million revenue increase.
Russia: the direct conversion
Russian currency has recently officially launched the China Foreign Exchange Trading Center RMB trading against the ruble, Russia money for direct exchange. Prior to the Chinese students to study in Russia, usually dollars or euros to carry departure, exit and then to the bank replaced the ruble to the school. for students, but also face the inconvenience of secondary exchange, this time, foreign exchange for buying and selling prices are different, it may cause damage. and straight against, students can carry or the Chinese renminbi bank card financial exit, greatly facilitated access to Russia for study.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
2010 - A Year to the force (of harmony will do my blog)
This is a year to the force, which is a cup of the year, this is a tangled one year.
This year, China is still holding its annual Spring Festival, but Zhao's sketches more and more like Feng Xiaogang's movie, more and more like magic Liu Qian drama, the Little Tigers can only sigh dubious time flies.
This year, Canada hosted the Olympic Winter Games, this Olympic Winter Games The topic is not the ignition failure, but Zhou Yang is no routine.
This year, Chinese archaeologists have discovered the tomb in Cao Cao's two skulls, one of Cao Cao, Cao Cao, a kid's.
this year, Jiangxi households in the most helpless of a nail way to end his life, his death could not prove that the relevant departments of the brutal and shameless, only prove that to the gasoline.
This year, eight tourists died in the Philippines, Hong Kong police at gunpoint, so that Hong Kong people know the Philippines, in addition to the BMW car sitting in clouds are crying.
This year, we have developed a love of the Secretary to write > This year, Foxconn's employees work in her spare time playing from the serial relay year, such as the long-awaited about and to the World Cup, but it seems that the outcome of the game, The comic actor, comic and do chair said, and occasionally playing the people, not enough to beat the comedian that is not a good host.
This year, Haiti Zhensi the 8 Chinese people, and the earthquake in Yushu Many Chinese people are Zhensi more detestable is actually not dead, the earthquake in New Zealand, China said a large pear.
This year, Chile is not only an earthquake has occurred in mine, 33 miners stayed underground two or three months did not die, not only proved the earth to Workers began to consider the need to do a card and prove that China's huge market potential chrysanthemum.
this year, a dreaming.
this year, Chang went to two months with Ben, I'm still not back, people appeal: it is necessary to watch the Pentium III, and how the second enough for it not?
this year China has developed a new desert called br> This year, a car and a seller to sell shoes on who Finally, , China held two days of national mourning, the majority of fellow citizens in mourning but also a profound experience to be held as long as a day of mourning, the server will stop online games.
this year, like watching and the > This year, Oreo, banana, 皮蛋瘦肉粥, dried vegetables and other food rice bowl is like a body Yuhuan Jiaochen like her is the br> This year, one of my childhood very much like to play the game from the ignition point of the ceremony to know how much I love playing with fire in this country.
This year, China's high housing prices so that many people have not had time to consider whether from a ; the reality and I realize that you can build to build.
this year, failed plastic shell over the Queen, not only did not face, and even lives are gone, the Northeast's mm I often say you to death, is not what it means.
this year, Huang Xiaoming told us, what shoes the increased long OUT, and put on socks insoles increase be called talented.
this year, I Recognizing that no iphone4, are embarrassed woven scarf with a mobile phone.
This year, Big S's flash wedding horse show love at first sight are clouds of God.
this year, began to have breast milk-made features .
This year, there is no known Li Gang, Li Gang, the son has not known, but the father of the son of Li Gang famous.
this year, not only Viagra can also be called casual casually produced
This year, Faye Wong has been very calm and thoughts with us debut on the show, and recently even had to wear a four English people do not know smelly vest in the micro-Bo poor, people recognize this Mensao word not only for men, but also for women.
This year, North Korea Lao Jin Xiao Jin took the class, but soon dry up just like the talk of the town next door, because even a little gold on the interest in micro-Lao Li Bo been talk of the town refused.
this year, the last few days, the money with the head of the Games village, the relentless wheels of history along the way has left a deep imprint.
This year, the country's people still live in dire straits, but the good news is that most Chinese are still strong, alive. as the successors to the cause of socialism in the 21st century, a strong sense of social responsibility beat me many times mind, not let the masses of the people a better life, I feel ashamed, every Mindful of this, tears are not their own.
2010 'll soon pass over, having left in 2010 to Like the morning in the kindergarten boy pulled a hurry to go to work as
mother's clothes
This year, China is still holding its annual Spring Festival, but Zhao's sketches more and more like Feng Xiaogang's movie, more and more like magic Liu Qian drama, the Little Tigers can only sigh dubious time flies.
This year, Canada hosted the Olympic Winter Games, this Olympic Winter Games The topic is not the ignition failure, but Zhou Yang is no routine.
This year, Chinese archaeologists have discovered the tomb in Cao Cao's two skulls, one of Cao Cao, Cao Cao, a kid's.
this year, Jiangxi households in the most helpless of a nail way to end his life, his death could not prove that the relevant departments of the brutal and shameless, only prove that to the gasoline.
This year, eight tourists died in the Philippines, Hong Kong police at gunpoint, so that Hong Kong people know the Philippines, in addition to the BMW car sitting in clouds are crying.
This year, we have developed a love of the Secretary to write > This year, Foxconn's employees work in her spare time playing from the serial relay year, such as the long-awaited about and to the World Cup, but it seems that the outcome of the game, The comic actor, comic and do chair said, and occasionally playing the people, not enough to beat the comedian that is not a good host.
This year, Haiti Zhensi the 8 Chinese people, and the earthquake in Yushu Many Chinese people are Zhensi more detestable is actually not dead, the earthquake in New Zealand, China said a large pear.
This year, Chile is not only an earthquake has occurred in mine, 33 miners stayed underground two or three months did not die, not only proved the earth to Workers began to consider the need to do a card and prove that China's huge market potential chrysanthemum.
this year, a dreaming.
this year, Chang went to two months with Ben, I'm still not back, people appeal: it is necessary to watch the Pentium III, and how the second enough for it not?
this year China has developed a new desert called br> This year, a car and a seller to sell shoes on who Finally, , China held two days of national mourning, the majority of fellow citizens in mourning but also a profound experience to be held as long as a day of mourning, the server will stop online games.
this year, like watching and the > This year, Oreo, banana, 皮蛋瘦肉粥, dried vegetables and other food rice bowl is like a body Yuhuan Jiaochen like her is the br> This year, one of my childhood very much like to play the game from the ignition point of the ceremony to know how much I love playing with fire in this country.
This year, China's high housing prices so that many people have not had time to consider whether from a ; the reality and I realize that you can build to build.
this year, failed plastic shell over the Queen, not only did not face, and even lives are gone, the Northeast's mm I often say you to death, is not what it means.
this year, Huang Xiaoming told us, what shoes the increased long OUT, and put on socks insoles increase be called talented.
this year, I Recognizing that no iphone4, are embarrassed woven scarf with a mobile phone.
This year, Big S's flash wedding horse show love at first sight are clouds of God.
this year, began to have breast milk-made features .
This year, there is no known Li Gang, Li Gang, the son has not known, but the father of the son of Li Gang famous.
this year, not only Viagra can also be called casual casually produced
This year, Faye Wong has been very calm and thoughts with us debut on the show, and recently even had to wear a four English people do not know smelly vest in the micro-Bo poor, people recognize this Mensao word not only for men, but also for women.
This year, North Korea Lao Jin Xiao Jin took the class, but soon dry up just like the talk of the town next door, because even a little gold on the interest in micro-Lao Li Bo been talk of the town refused.
this year, the last few days, the money with the head of the Games village, the relentless wheels of history along the way has left a deep imprint.
This year, the country's people still live in dire straits, but the good news is that most Chinese are still strong, alive. as the successors to the cause of socialism in the 21st century, a strong sense of social responsibility beat me many times mind, not let the masses of the people a better life, I feel ashamed, every Mindful of this, tears are not their own.
2010 'll soon pass over, having left in 2010 to Like the morning in the kindergarten boy pulled a hurry to go to work as
mother's clothes
Monday, January 3, 2011
Strong explosion joke (do not believe you cold alive!)
1,
Q: When people have two mouths?
A: When two friends,
2,
Q: Two people fell into the trap, the dead man called dead , living What?
A: Jiaojiu Ming, ha ha
3,
Q: Why do people around the bed to get some sleep?
A: Because your bed will not come over!
4,
Q: boss, you do not ask beef noodles? how not even the beef?!
A: people also call it wife cake, do the authors even made you when you buy a wife?!
5,
endurance run two bananas in the game, Paozhepaozhe ...
dominant side of the banana sweating
run off the side of the banana peel into the skin easily lost on the runway, behind the banana slipped.
6,
Q: One day, the bird flew to Taipei from Kaohsiung to spend 1 hour. but the time spent in the back 2 hours!
WHY?
A: because it was raining! so to fly single-handedly from the storm first-hand.
7,
have a polar bear and a penguin playing together,
penguins to fur a one to pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: Penguin said:
> 9,
green beans one day from the 5th floor of suicide jumped a lot of blood flow into the red beans; has been festering, he is a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.
10 , there is a bean, falls, and it discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what it can to encourage it to stand up?
answer is you!
because of something called ;.
11, a male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!< br> 12, dumplings are boys or girls
answer because the dumplings are male foreskin
13, Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat.
Antony: br> Abai: section of the.
Cao Cao: do you eat ? ? ? O ???? finally have water to drink friends Some three-legged man ah! Silly boy do? > since.
because they are not familiar with ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 18, question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (pressure Sparrow silent).
19, a college students unfortunately caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: ; the students back to the enemy a word, the result was electrocuted by hh
He said: the place. Wang Xiaoya live interview on a show the audience, asked: said: dare night raid the White House! climb out, dressed in a disheveled hair, a dazzling white dress. and then at me she smiled and said: Xiaoyu: My goldfish died yesterday of a (depressed ...)< br> early spring: what the big deal, my aquarium fish die every day for every day!
Xiaoyu: Why!!?
Xiaochun: my home is open a restaurant in!
Xiaoyu :.....< br> 25,
Hand basically rely on ports, basic warm-up by shaking, the couple basically rely on Aquilegia, basically rely on a single go. write letter can not move hand, lodging can only growl, when the temperature can have? school said no. is not seventy Laosou, that endurance is not, this South go, you have no life!
26,
plane, a stewardess asked one little girl said: The little girl replied: block (fast)
Nicole Kidman (slow)
28,
said there was a polar bear, because the snow was too harsh, and have to wear dark glasses to see things,
but he could not find sunglasses, so crawling around on the ground looking eyes closed, goes up and up Yeah, the hands and feet dirty crawl to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found: Oh, I is a panda.
29,
a rookie-level MM asked me: ? l asked my mom r (MM)? I say not. Then he called my dad l r (88)! bus. driver looked at the child, suddenly said: : Students come to school talking about a man in marriage.
A (low age, undergraduate students): how high he was, handsome you?
B (Master): What does he do it? monthly salary?
C (PhD student): Where is he?
32,
printer breaks down, holding to the street repair, one highway to ask: Soon, another man roadblocks: , go to the hospital drips, and one whispered: br> Canada's space sector beginning of the first astronauts into space, but they soon received reports of astronauts in weightlessness did not write words with a ballpoint pen. So, they used 10 years, spent 12 billion dollars, scientists have finally invented a ball-point pen. This document applies to weightlessness, the body upside down, underwater, any flat object, minus 300 degrees Celsius.
Russia has been penciled in space
34, < br> Panda
the first two wishes, good sleep;
second, take a color photo
35,
Wu's classic jokes ~ ~
I hate this world two kinds of people ~ one is a racial discrimination ~
the other is black tied a belt!
37,
me one, giant cold
Q: dumb, and to the store to buy a hammer, his shape into a fist with his left hand, then patted his right hand, put the salesman to understand sold him a hammer, then a blind man he saw going to the store to buy, how should he do?
Answer: scratched his neck with your fingers!
38,
Lee bought a large parrot , just enter the house to wait to tease the birds to speak: large pick up a worm to lure Lee, parrots, or did not respond.
39,
Q: What is the African cannibal chiefs eat?
A: people, ah!
Q: That day, the chief is ill, the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, he eat?
A: eat a vegetable! ~ ~
40,
have a swallow on a branch, you do not disturb the bird how to swallow and took that branch off to?
Till only after the swallows fly away himself.
41,
that place more difficult to buy train tickets during Spring Festival, the place of the Virgin of a number of hard to find!
42,
hey, these days a couple more, cucumber will not sell the north door a fruit hawker mm memories 2005.
43,
holiday and a group of high school kids playing poker, one high and one child lost, according to our predetermined, he returned home very seriously asked his mother: immediately to the front of the mirror.
Sister Furong: Mirror mirror on the wall tell me who is the world's most beautiful woman?
Mirror: Anyway, not your ~
Sister Furong: that the world Who is more beautiful than me?
Mirror: Sadako, Zhao, Albert Einstein, Sister Furong Zhang hh
angry, fat could beat the mirror.
Sister Furong: Magic Mirror mirror tell me who is the world's most beautiful woman?
Mirror: It should be what you ~
Sister Furong: that the world beautiful woman who is second?
Mirror: Chen son, Zhao, Albert Einstein, Sister Furong Zhang hh
and angry, and the mirror on the wall and fat could beat.
Sister Furong: Mirror mirror on the wall told me that I face this seductive sexy When the most engaging?
Mirror body when most cultured?
Mirror to make men nosebleeds?
Mirror: fist!
Sister Lotus is too angry, fat, could beat the mirror again!
Sister Furong: you in the end is not the mirror on the wall, ah, fake, right?
Mirror: I originally Mirror, may be you took a few days later, I have become a magic mirror!
45,
and his girlfriend to travel at night in the hotel stay. night, the room where the phone rang, a prettily Girls asked: they sounded. This time his girlfriend mad, so he took a phone call saying: When we woke up again a telephone call his girlfriend to pick up the phone angrily shouted: open, the two documents in hand at the door pol.ice majesty said to me: fragment, we use the sub when the flame red silk, the more dance higher, and gradually put the Look mm actor changed! m black child lying on the stage buddy! (
47, for today's examination, even see the 4:00 reading has been more than 7 points up to get to the exam and then see, then roommate concern over asked me: ah ah
that tight tight ah
that beautiful land that the old lady that song ah ~
that song that song ah ah
evergreen pine that hh
49, older grandparents that do not visit Lily Point as the wait for lily web page opens, I am afraid you have been dead hh
50, National Chiao Tung University with three bachelor drink alone, inadvertently discussed as cohabitation, said couples In the boys bedroom to sleep is widespread.
A: I'm the worst! four of the seven living room, on my one alone, at night the sound is simply B: Fortunately, I and my bedroom door has four bachelor, and every night we are listening to Twelve Girls Band,
C tears: Do you know the whole building heard a symphony of night sleep to how difficult !!!to eat. , another day it ~ -!
a dinosaur said to me: After meeting university students gab.
a: married you?
b: Not yet ~
a: it Hurry up, do not delay the child to see the Beijing Olympics ah ~
53,
in Sony Ericsson inside, they described the death of P990 is a machine every 5 minutes. I am very unhappy after a colleague to buy, so he called complaints: , to send Chinese agricultural laborers students an elegiac couplet. The Union: doctoral, graduate, undergraduate and prosperous; the second line: experimental building, teaching building, dormitory, building floor to dance. Streamer: unprecedented!
55, < br> Chinese team game: by taking the basic attack, passing by take a look at the basic, fundamental stopping by hand, basically rely on extraordinary roar, by defensive embrace the basic, basically no shot, and threaten the goalkeeper shook, is a group of mad dog!
56,
holiday was surprised: + sleep;
it: College students - Pig = love;
substitution according to the equation: college students - the students love = no love = pig 58,
bad news: a pilot fell out of the plane the
good news: he brought a parachute
bad news: the parachute is bad
good news: there is a haystack
following bad news: there is a dung heap of hay fork
good news : He declined to dung fork
bad news: He also declined to hay
59,
greedy dog day in search of food has jumped onto the table to find a roast chicken, he tried to eat When,
owner suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to how the chicken, I told you how!
so dog licking chicken ass.
60,
have a reporter to interview penguins, would like to know how their daily life is ever
Reporter: What do you every day, ah?
Penguin A: eating, sleeping, playing KISS
asked Penguin B: you do every day ah?
Penguin B: eating, sleeping, playing KISS
continued in an interview ... the answer is the same for each penguin's
X when he was asked to press a penguin when
: Every day you do ah?
Penguin X: eat, sleep
Reporter: how do you not play KISS ah?
Penguin X: TMD I is KISS
61,
Bugs: flowers you do with my pencil?
flowers: No, I did not use.
Bugs: You're useless?
flowers: I really useless!
Bugs: Well, you 17 admit that they are useless person.
62,
Xiaoying Xiao Ming by the pen, the results of Xiao Ming did not hesitate.
Little Britain: what will be dead by then oh hh
Xiao Ming put pen to lend a small British hh
after a short while, Xiao-Ming died hh
63,
a bun to eat more things, diarrhea, and then he became a bread.
a bread walking on the street, a car accident, he became biscuits.
a bun on the way to go, a car accident, he became caught in a.
64,
the Ming's wife to produce a
Daming waiting anxiously outside the maternity ward
suddenly, the Ming hear br> The nurse said: Next to guess. So the young lady traffic police came to ask: how, lady, do not you like the color?
66,
which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao
reasons: that Cao Cao Cao Cao to
67,
Xiaoyu Little said her father with impotence, want to guess a phrase
(Jade) strike (Dad) can not
68,
Superman, The Flash with stealth who are good friends.
this one night, Dwyane go on the road and suddenly see a small alley there stood a woman not wearing clothes lying on the wall, his face filled with a comfortable look.
Lightning Xia think you can not miss this good opportunity, so he rushed into the alley at lightning speed to the speed of lightning, and ** the pants off that woman, and finally left with lightning speed.
next day, Dwyane Wade hit Superman, Superman on the Lightning Man said: The Flash, The Flash, invisible man in the hospital.
Dwyane very worried, so I rushed to the hospital lightning speed. see the invisible man lying on the bed, covered with a piece of cloth on the bottom of the Invisible Man
Lightning said: invisible, invisible, how do you?
invisible said: Damn, I stealth up yesterday, ** a woman, do not know which bastard suddenly rushed out of the egg poke my ass. poke a few ran away.
69,
long, long time ago, there was a stray dog
his life in order to maintain the streets hunting for food
He traveled through numerous cities in the streets
Finally, it came to a desert before, so it would like it walked across the desert to go ~
walked away tired, thirsty ..
Finally, it finally lay down a remark: Desert had bitter life, over the mountains, ah hell and high water, after several hardships, and finally came to the bustling metropolis of Shenzhen customs mm. In order to carry off, the wolf disguised himself dog, the wolf is precisely because they can keep up but secretly pleased when uttered exclaimed: Wakao, which is so busy, in the end the neon lights are shining bovine B ah! wolf surprises too far and found that stomach is empty, hungry bear, then came to a district, when passing through a window, I heard a woman yell at the kids: cry, cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf!
Wolf overjoyed: Wakao, Shenzhen, Shenzhen, indeed, information systems, indeed cattle B, so fast came to welcome me, and also for me such a hearty breakfast! So the wolf outside the door, etc, etc, etc. ah, from the dawn and other large dark, dark until dawn, have not seen a child being thrown out. wolf hungry, and grief: how man is not kind to such a pinch? wasting so much of you I say good words. Just at that time, fast, falling upstairs for a child, the wolf was overjoyed, lightning out of its mouth a Xianzhu ! listen upstairs came a call condemning: next to a pillar, affectionate,
you love me? woman asked.
love love love love love to you two sausage two bottles of red wine. man replied,
What do you mean it! < br> love how you love to a long long time (intestine gut wine wine).
that you love me? the turn of the men asked,
course, I love you to the toilet inside the hanging alarm clock. ..... the girl paused,
onto anything, Nobita, startled me!
Mother: Nobita Which do?
Students: high school Nobita it! our two classes at the same time, he was and that I wanted to entering medical school Nobita Yeah!
Mother: hell happened?! exam, that person is not already committed suicide several times do not pass the test?
Students: Yes! However, today I am teaching anatomy class is him! < br> 73, Xiao-Ming domesticated dog, and once they invite a guest to eat something,
guests came in, and the dog wags its tail to the guests.
but the guests who dine with their families when Xiao Ming ,
dog staring at him, yelling non-stop, as if angry.
the visitor is very disturbing to the father said of Hsiao Ming:
fierce Oh!
Xiao Ming's father still did not answer, just like the guests, said Xiao Ming:
it so.
74, a hunter with his dogs to hunt for a slip of the day in the woods are not prey.
dark, not willing to keep riding, he was transferred in the woods,
MA suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away,
went to a class when a large tree panting,
dog patted his chest and said to him:
l scared me, actually talking horse! r
75, was once a lamb, one day he went out to play, The results hit the wolf.
wolf said: .
76, once a horse, into a bar and sat down in the bar looking for a bartender to drink, the waiter said: how do you long with an equine faces ah?
77, dumplings Why round it?
A: Because it is called rice balls.
party could not eat rice balls, will be stuck in the throat.
because the mouth is round.
78, Xiao-Ming, Look for her Mom in the kitchen lights off no?
Xiaoming Pidianpidian ran into the kitchen, ran back
Mom, you go and see, the kitchen is too dark, I do not see anything to!
79, stone and rice cake fight, an angry sea took the cake ...
kicked a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set under oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years ? girls have been waiting for boys, has been, which do not that her broken heart, despair thrown into the sea, her diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstood girl dating sites, so it will never become a regret. boys sad to never ... After a few years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught?
answer: rice cakes.
80, coffee mugs and cups with crossing the road, this time for it, there was a grandfather he exclaimed, : Because the coffee cup with
Q: When people have two mouths?
A: When two friends,
2,
Q: Two people fell into the trap, the dead man called dead , living What?
A: Jiaojiu Ming, ha ha
3,
Q: Why do people around the bed to get some sleep?
A: Because your bed will not come over!
4,
Q: boss, you do not ask beef noodles? how not even the beef?!
A: people also call it wife cake, do the authors even made you when you buy a wife?!
5,
endurance run two bananas in the game, Paozhepaozhe ...
dominant side of the banana sweating
run off the side of the banana peel into the skin easily lost on the runway, behind the banana slipped.
6,
Q: One day, the bird flew to Taipei from Kaohsiung to spend 1 hour. but the time spent in the back 2 hours!
WHY?
A: because it was raining! so to fly single-handedly from the storm first-hand.
7,
have a polar bear and a penguin playing together,
penguins to fur a one to pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: Penguin said:
> 9,
green beans one day from the 5th floor of suicide jumped a lot of blood flow into the red beans; has been festering, he is a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.
10 , there is a bean, falls, and it discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what it can to encourage it to stand up?
answer is you!
because of something called ;.
11, a male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!< br> 12, dumplings are boys or girls
answer because the dumplings are male foreskin
13, Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat.
Antony: br> Abai: section of the.
Cao Cao: do you eat ? ? ? O ???? finally have water to drink friends Some three-legged man ah! Silly boy do? > since.
because they are not familiar with ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 18, question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (pressure Sparrow silent).
19, a college students unfortunately caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: ; the students back to the enemy a word, the result was electrocuted by hh
He said: the place. Wang Xiaoya live interview on a show the audience, asked: said: dare night raid the White House! climb out, dressed in a disheveled hair, a dazzling white dress. and then at me she smiled and said: Xiaoyu: My goldfish died yesterday of a (depressed ...)< br> early spring: what the big deal, my aquarium fish die every day for every day!
Xiaoyu: Why!!?
Xiaochun: my home is open a restaurant in!
Xiaoyu :.....< br> 25,
Hand basically rely on ports, basic warm-up by shaking, the couple basically rely on Aquilegia, basically rely on a single go. write letter can not move hand, lodging can only growl, when the temperature can have? school said no. is not seventy Laosou, that endurance is not, this South go, you have no life!
26,
plane, a stewardess asked one little girl said: The little girl replied: block (fast)
Nicole Kidman (slow)
28,
said there was a polar bear, because the snow was too harsh, and have to wear dark glasses to see things,
but he could not find sunglasses, so crawling around on the ground looking eyes closed, goes up and up Yeah, the hands and feet dirty crawl to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found: Oh, I is a panda.
29,
a rookie-level MM asked me: ? l asked my mom r (MM)? I say not. Then he called my dad l r (88)! bus. driver looked at the child, suddenly said: : Students come to school talking about a man in marriage.
A (low age, undergraduate students): how high he was, handsome you?
B (Master): What does he do it? monthly salary?
C (PhD student): Where is he?
32,
printer breaks down, holding to the street repair, one highway to ask: Soon, another man roadblocks: , go to the hospital drips, and one whispered: br> Canada's space sector beginning of the first astronauts into space, but they soon received reports of astronauts in weightlessness did not write words with a ballpoint pen. So, they used 10 years, spent 12 billion dollars, scientists have finally invented a ball-point pen. This document applies to weightlessness, the body upside down, underwater, any flat object, minus 300 degrees Celsius.
Russia has been penciled in space
34, < br> Panda
the first two wishes, good sleep;
second, take a color photo
35,
Wu's classic jokes ~ ~
I hate this world two kinds of people ~ one is a racial discrimination ~
the other is black tied a belt!
37,
me one, giant cold
Q: dumb, and to the store to buy a hammer, his shape into a fist with his left hand, then patted his right hand, put the salesman to understand sold him a hammer, then a blind man he saw going to the store to buy, how should he do?
Answer: scratched his neck with your fingers!
38,
Lee bought a large parrot , just enter the house to wait to tease the birds to speak: large pick up a worm to lure Lee, parrots, or did not respond.
39,
Q: What is the African cannibal chiefs eat?
A: people, ah!
Q: That day, the chief is ill, the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, he eat?
A: eat a vegetable! ~ ~
40,
have a swallow on a branch, you do not disturb the bird how to swallow and took that branch off to?
Till only after the swallows fly away himself.
41,
that place more difficult to buy train tickets during Spring Festival, the place of the Virgin of a number of hard to find!
42,
hey, these days a couple more, cucumber will not sell the north door a fruit hawker mm memories 2005.
43,
holiday and a group of high school kids playing poker, one high and one child lost, according to our predetermined, he returned home very seriously asked his mother: immediately to the front of the mirror.
Sister Furong: Mirror mirror on the wall tell me who is the world's most beautiful woman?
Mirror: Anyway, not your ~
Sister Furong: that the world Who is more beautiful than me?
Mirror: Sadako, Zhao, Albert Einstein, Sister Furong Zhang hh
angry, fat could beat the mirror.
Sister Furong: Magic Mirror mirror tell me who is the world's most beautiful woman?
Mirror: It should be what you ~
Sister Furong: that the world beautiful woman who is second?
Mirror: Chen son, Zhao, Albert Einstein, Sister Furong Zhang hh
and angry, and the mirror on the wall and fat could beat.
Sister Furong: Mirror mirror on the wall told me that I face this seductive sexy When the most engaging?
Mirror body when most cultured?
Mirror to make men nosebleeds?
Mirror: fist!
Sister Lotus is too angry, fat, could beat the mirror again!
Sister Furong: you in the end is not the mirror on the wall, ah, fake, right?
Mirror: I originally Mirror, may be you took a few days later, I have become a magic mirror!
45,
and his girlfriend to travel at night in the hotel stay. night, the room where the phone rang, a prettily Girls asked: they sounded. This time his girlfriend mad, so he took a phone call saying: When we woke up again a telephone call his girlfriend to pick up the phone angrily shouted: open, the two documents in hand at the door pol.ice majesty said to me: fragment, we use the sub when the flame red silk, the more dance higher, and gradually put the Look mm actor changed! m black child lying on the stage buddy! (
47, for today's examination, even see the 4:00 reading has been more than 7 points up to get to the exam and then see, then roommate concern over asked me: ah ah
that tight tight ah
that beautiful land that the old lady that song ah ~
that song that song ah ah
evergreen pine that hh
49, older grandparents that do not visit Lily Point as the wait for lily web page opens, I am afraid you have been dead hh
50, National Chiao Tung University with three bachelor drink alone, inadvertently discussed as cohabitation, said couples In the boys bedroom to sleep is widespread.
A: I'm the worst! four of the seven living room, on my one alone, at night the sound is simply B: Fortunately, I and my bedroom door has four bachelor, and every night we are listening to Twelve Girls Band,
C tears: Do you know the whole building heard a symphony of night sleep to how difficult !!!to eat. , another day it ~ -!
a dinosaur said to me: After meeting university students gab.
a: married you?
b: Not yet ~
a: it Hurry up, do not delay the child to see the Beijing Olympics ah ~
53,
in Sony Ericsson inside, they described the death of P990 is a machine every 5 minutes. I am very unhappy after a colleague to buy, so he called complaints: , to send Chinese agricultural laborers students an elegiac couplet. The Union: doctoral, graduate, undergraduate and prosperous; the second line: experimental building, teaching building, dormitory, building floor to dance. Streamer: unprecedented!
55, < br> Chinese team game: by taking the basic attack, passing by take a look at the basic, fundamental stopping by hand, basically rely on extraordinary roar, by defensive embrace the basic, basically no shot, and threaten the goalkeeper shook, is a group of mad dog!
56,
holiday was surprised: + sleep;
it: College students - Pig = love;
substitution according to the equation: college students - the students love = no love = pig 58,
bad news: a pilot fell out of the plane the
good news: he brought a parachute
bad news: the parachute is bad
good news: there is a haystack
following bad news: there is a dung heap of hay fork
good news : He declined to dung fork
bad news: He also declined to hay
59,
greedy dog day in search of food has jumped onto the table to find a roast chicken, he tried to eat When,
owner suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to how the chicken, I told you how!
so dog licking chicken ass.
60,
have a reporter to interview penguins, would like to know how their daily life is ever
Reporter: What do you every day, ah?
Penguin A: eating, sleeping, playing KISS
asked Penguin B: you do every day ah?
Penguin B: eating, sleeping, playing KISS
continued in an interview ... the answer is the same for each penguin's
X when he was asked to press a penguin when
: Every day you do ah?
Penguin X: eat, sleep
Reporter: how do you not play KISS ah?
Penguin X: TMD I is KISS
61,
Bugs: flowers you do with my pencil?
flowers: No, I did not use.
Bugs: You're useless?
flowers: I really useless!
Bugs: Well, you 17 admit that they are useless person.
62,
Xiaoying Xiao Ming by the pen, the results of Xiao Ming did not hesitate.
Little Britain: what will be dead by then oh hh
Xiao Ming put pen to lend a small British hh
after a short while, Xiao-Ming died hh
63,
a bun to eat more things, diarrhea, and then he became a bread.
a bread walking on the street, a car accident, he became biscuits.
a bun on the way to go, a car accident, he became caught in a.
64,
the Ming's wife to produce a
Daming waiting anxiously outside the maternity ward
suddenly, the Ming hear br> The nurse said: Next to guess. So the young lady traffic police came to ask: how, lady, do not you like the color?
66,
which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao
reasons: that Cao Cao Cao Cao to
67,
Xiaoyu Little said her father with impotence, want to guess a phrase
(Jade) strike (Dad) can not
68,
Superman, The Flash with stealth who are good friends.
this one night, Dwyane go on the road and suddenly see a small alley there stood a woman not wearing clothes lying on the wall, his face filled with a comfortable look.
Lightning Xia think you can not miss this good opportunity, so he rushed into the alley at lightning speed to the speed of lightning, and ** the pants off that woman, and finally left with lightning speed.
next day, Dwyane Wade hit Superman, Superman on the Lightning Man said: The Flash, The Flash, invisible man in the hospital.
Dwyane very worried, so I rushed to the hospital lightning speed. see the invisible man lying on the bed, covered with a piece of cloth on the bottom of the Invisible Man
Lightning said: invisible, invisible, how do you?
invisible said: Damn, I stealth up yesterday, ** a woman, do not know which bastard suddenly rushed out of the egg poke my ass. poke a few ran away.
69,
long, long time ago, there was a stray dog
his life in order to maintain the streets hunting for food
He traveled through numerous cities in the streets
Finally, it came to a desert before, so it would like it walked across the desert to go ~
walked away tired, thirsty ..
Finally, it finally lay down a remark: Desert had bitter life, over the mountains, ah hell and high water, after several hardships, and finally came to the bustling metropolis of Shenzhen customs mm. In order to carry off, the wolf disguised himself dog, the wolf is precisely because they can keep up but secretly pleased when uttered exclaimed: Wakao, which is so busy, in the end the neon lights are shining bovine B ah! wolf surprises too far and found that stomach is empty, hungry bear, then came to a district, when passing through a window, I heard a woman yell at the kids: cry, cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf!
Wolf overjoyed: Wakao, Shenzhen, Shenzhen, indeed, information systems, indeed cattle B, so fast came to welcome me, and also for me such a hearty breakfast! So the wolf outside the door, etc, etc, etc. ah, from the dawn and other large dark, dark until dawn, have not seen a child being thrown out. wolf hungry, and grief: how man is not kind to such a pinch? wasting so much of you I say good words. Just at that time, fast, falling upstairs for a child, the wolf was overjoyed, lightning out of its mouth a Xianzhu ! listen upstairs came a call condemning: next to a pillar, affectionate,
you love me? woman asked.
love love love love love to you two sausage two bottles of red wine. man replied,
What do you mean it! < br> love how you love to a long long time (intestine gut wine wine).
that you love me? the turn of the men asked,
course, I love you to the toilet inside the hanging alarm clock. ..... the girl paused,
onto anything, Nobita, startled me!
Mother: Nobita Which do?
Students: high school Nobita it! our two classes at the same time, he was and that I wanted to entering medical school Nobita Yeah!
Mother: hell happened?! exam, that person is not already committed suicide several times do not pass the test?
Students: Yes! However, today I am teaching anatomy class is him! < br> 73, Xiao-Ming domesticated dog, and once they invite a guest to eat something,
guests came in, and the dog wags its tail to the guests.
but the guests who dine with their families when Xiao Ming ,
dog staring at him, yelling non-stop, as if angry.
the visitor is very disturbing to the father said of Hsiao Ming:
fierce Oh!
Xiao Ming's father still did not answer, just like the guests, said Xiao Ming:
it so.
74, a hunter with his dogs to hunt for a slip of the day in the woods are not prey.
dark, not willing to keep riding, he was transferred in the woods,
MA suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away,
went to a class when a large tree panting,
dog patted his chest and said to him:
l scared me, actually talking horse! r
75, was once a lamb, one day he went out to play, The results hit the wolf.
wolf said: .
76, once a horse, into a bar and sat down in the bar looking for a bartender to drink, the waiter said: how do you long with an equine faces ah?
77, dumplings Why round it?
A: Because it is called rice balls.
party could not eat rice balls, will be stuck in the throat.
because the mouth is round.
78, Xiao-Ming, Look for her Mom in the kitchen lights off no?
Xiaoming Pidianpidian ran into the kitchen, ran back
Mom, you go and see, the kitchen is too dark, I do not see anything to!
79, stone and rice cake fight, an angry sea took the cake ...
kicked a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set under oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years ? girls have been waiting for boys, has been, which do not that her broken heart, despair thrown into the sea, her diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstood girl dating sites, so it will never become a regret. boys sad to never ... After a few years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught?
answer: rice cakes.
80, coffee mugs and cups with crossing the road, this time for it, there was a grandfather he exclaimed, : Because the coffee cup with
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Geniuses
Came from a family of farmers, I was very proud, but proud, after all, can not eat. Food is, hunger can beat almost all the dignity of those who do not believe you look at selling even their own children and his wife, family and love in the hunger worth contempt before. But I do not care hungry, because I did not sell children and wife, of course, maybe just because I did not have to sell.
harder to bear than hunger is a lack of filial piety of the infamy. for the great Xianglian afford? I more just schadenfreude.
do not expect people to sympathize with you, even if that person and you've got the same disease, he would be gloating. because he was a little good will on the same boat, they can gloat He also forgot his disease. what? This is my suspicious mind? Hey, people are the same, the bladder may differ from the original aim.
do not believe we look at the most innocent child. ask each other every exam results, and you want to do the same boat? wrong, just want to know that you consider worse than he, so home is better for parents accountable, you can also take an pride. the pain is a one of the greatest secrets, must not let others know. Remember this, you will have a good time. If you can not even do not know their pain, then you are a saint, or a fool.
temporary solution, but schadenfreude is not a cure, I still feel that they lack of filial piety, is still very painful, so I decided to Qugelaopo. I looked it was Needless to say, at least stronger than the King scholar, he had eight left face pockmarked, and my entire face, but also eight. On the talent, hey, the guy that journey is also equipped me with? he knows how to grow sorghum do?
literary level, it would be more embarrassed, and farmers are the most literary accomplishment descent descent . Turn the oldest collection of poems, roots, is among the people; what book and what can be compared from the wisdom of the earth?
Unfortunately, although I am stronger than him in many ways, but the overall strength is not as good as him, because he is rich. money can buy to the land, but also be able to buy his wife. I absolutely believe that women are not like your money, they are like money in you. scholar have three wives, and I an not is proof. Kyoto geisha restaurant last month that the famous adults to participate in prefect birthday, always not for money, I Pooh! you marry me it means you are not for the money.
angry is one thing, to solve the problem must not rely on angry. I need to make money, in order to those who are not married for the money and the money is not like a woman. There are many ways to make its fortune, Wang Zhan Shan, cattle II occupation, even a clam is also the little guy yesterday Waving cheerfully out a kitchen knife, has not come back, see to getting along pretty good, reluctant to leave the.
farmers can we as futile as they are hawkers? I need to do legitimate business, and whole grains closest to what? doctor. eat whole grains to inevitably get sick, sickness and death is God, the doctor is indispensable. and the doctor to deal with grass roots and bark all day, but also half a farmer. I am a farmer, of course, is half a doctor, next of kin.
There are many doctors, which most money is best ? Hey, cure infertility. unfilial three, be without ------- there is no justification for this statement we do not care, anyway, many people believe that the importance of procreation, there is a broad market prospect. nourishes the problem privacy, even if he was embarrassed cure quiet, you seen someone shouting best, not like a cold can touch his head pretty good idea. so I became a doctor to rule this disease.
door is the first scholar Wang, looked at me, Health I do not want people to know the secret. I knew he would rise to the bait, Who Murakami Liu doctor that hands do not work?
pulse to see tongue, Mogu, set down, I vowed to say: . attitude of attack counterparts, no way, who does not?
; Oh, the doctor is saying them. But do all three? how to do that? out silly it?
me to be a generation geniuses, the preservation of the three women and myself, I'm sorry is the only scholar, but five years, he was most satisfied. to the four and five people hurt in an order must harm the interests of the majority of very few, is not wrong, is not it? do this not always the case?
harder to bear than hunger is a lack of filial piety of the infamy. for the great Xianglian afford? I more just schadenfreude.
do not expect people to sympathize with you, even if that person and you've got the same disease, he would be gloating. because he was a little good will on the same boat, they can gloat He also forgot his disease. what? This is my suspicious mind? Hey, people are the same, the bladder may differ from the original aim.
do not believe we look at the most innocent child. ask each other every exam results, and you want to do the same boat? wrong, just want to know that you consider worse than he, so home is better for parents accountable, you can also take an pride. the pain is a one of the greatest secrets, must not let others know. Remember this, you will have a good time. If you can not even do not know their pain, then you are a saint, or a fool.
temporary solution, but schadenfreude is not a cure, I still feel that they lack of filial piety, is still very painful, so I decided to Qugelaopo. I looked it was Needless to say, at least stronger than the King scholar, he had eight left face pockmarked, and my entire face, but also eight. On the talent, hey, the guy that journey is also equipped me with? he knows how to grow sorghum do?
literary level, it would be more embarrassed, and farmers are the most literary accomplishment descent descent . Turn the oldest collection of poems, roots, is among the people; what book and what can be compared from the wisdom of the earth?
Unfortunately, although I am stronger than him in many ways, but the overall strength is not as good as him, because he is rich. money can buy to the land, but also be able to buy his wife. I absolutely believe that women are not like your money, they are like money in you. scholar have three wives, and I an not is proof. Kyoto geisha restaurant last month that the famous adults to participate in prefect birthday, always not for money, I Pooh! you marry me it means you are not for the money.
angry is one thing, to solve the problem must not rely on angry. I need to make money, in order to those who are not married for the money and the money is not like a woman. There are many ways to make its fortune, Wang Zhan Shan, cattle II occupation, even a clam is also the little guy yesterday Waving cheerfully out a kitchen knife, has not come back, see to getting along pretty good, reluctant to leave the.
farmers can we as futile as they are hawkers? I need to do legitimate business, and whole grains closest to what? doctor. eat whole grains to inevitably get sick, sickness and death is God, the doctor is indispensable. and the doctor to deal with grass roots and bark all day, but also half a farmer. I am a farmer, of course, is half a doctor, next of kin.
There are many doctors, which most money is best ? Hey, cure infertility. unfilial three, be without ------- there is no justification for this statement we do not care, anyway, many people believe that the importance of procreation, there is a broad market prospect. nourishes the problem privacy, even if he was embarrassed cure quiet, you seen someone shouting best, not like a cold can touch his head pretty good idea. so I became a doctor to rule this disease.
door is the first scholar Wang, looked at me, Health I do not want people to know the secret. I knew he would rise to the bait, Who Murakami Liu doctor that hands do not work?
pulse to see tongue, Mogu, set down, I vowed to say: . attitude of attack counterparts, no way, who does not?
; Oh, the doctor is saying them. But do all three? how to do that? out silly it?
me to be a generation geniuses, the preservation of the three women and myself, I'm sorry is the only scholar, but five years, he was most satisfied. to the four and five people hurt in an order must harm the interests of the majority of very few, is not wrong, is not it? do this not always the case?
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Goat breeding
First, early sexual maturity with age, with appropriate
male and female lambs after birth, there is the age of first estrus puberty, often referred to as sexual maturation, secondary sex characteristics have emerged at this time, can produce mature germ cells (sperm or eggs), with the ability to reproduce, but not for immediate breeding. Boer goat female lamb puberty is usually 6-8 months of age, body weight reached 40% -60 of the sheep%. Rams 4 months old, that is sexual, such as the Pa Kua, to discharge sperm. but because of the public, sheep reach sexual maturity of the reproductive organs have not yet fully mature, early mating on their own and future generations are detrimental to the growth and development. Therefore, Boer goat ewes beginning with the general over the age of 10 months, beginning with ram more than 12 months of age.
two Boer goats for precocious estrus
and multiple estrous animals. puberty General 6-8 months of age, estrus season significantly. In the spring and autumn temperatures suitable and adequate forage season, the relative concentration of heat, summer and very little heat. estrous cycle of 19-24 days, average 21 days, duration of estrus 24-48 hours, 30-40 hours of ovulation begin after estrus. lactating ewes 7-10 days to estrus after weaning. estrous ewes mainly as follows: excited anxiety, crying, constantly wagging tail, frequent urination, Pa Kua other ewes , loss of appetite, swelling of the vulva was congestive red tide, vaginal relaxation and mucus, and sometimes flow from the vulva. abnormal heat, malnutrition, improper feeding and management conditions of mutation or environmental reasons. common are the following: < br> 1, quiet heat: As estrogen deficiency, the lack of apparent heat in heat performance, but on the ovarian follicles mature and ovulate.
2, short oestrus: oestrus period is very short, little attention or miss the breeding period .
3, intermittent heat: ewes estrus very long time, and intermittent heat, malnutrition often occurs in early spring ewe.
three estrus identified in the Boer goat breeding
work; heat identification is a very important part. identification purpose is to detect estrous ewes, breeding or artificial insemination in the right time to master, to prevent accidental leakage of distribution with reduced conception rate and lambing rates. boer goat There are three kinds of heat identification methods:
1, external observation: is the common method of identification of ewes in heat, mainly from the external observation of ewes to determine the performance and mental state. Boer goat ewes in estrus when the performance the excitement is obvious anxiety, loss of appetite, rumination stop, loudly chirping, wag, vulva and vaginal redness, swelling, relaxation, and a small amount of mucus discharge or outflow.
2, vaginal examination method: This is a more accurate The heat identification. through the opening to check the vaginal mucosa Zhi, secretions and changes in the cervix to determine the heat or not. vaginal examination, the first ewe Baoding good, clean vulva, and then open Zhi device cleaning, disinfection , coated with lubricant, the inspectors left open Zhi Wang held devices, closed the front door slowly inserted from the shade, gently open the front, inside the vagina with a flashlight checking changes. When you find the vaginal mucous membrane congestion, red, bright surface moist, there transparent mucus exudate, the cervix is congestion, relax, open, with mucus out, they can be as heat. checked and gently folded out of control to open Zhi.
3, again the situation of law: 1 day or sooner or later 2 Time will test the ram into the ewe group situation. try to smooth the situation location, easy to observe and out of estrus ewes. When the test rams into the ewes group situation, the staff do not cry, may be appropriate ewes drive group, so that ewes can not crowded together. When you find love again with the nose to the olfactory ram ewe or ewe hoof to flirt, even Pakua back to the ewes, and ewes stood still or active when close to the ram, this is the estrous ewes ewes. At this point, to immediately isolate the heat to prepare for breeding ewes. test time of 1 hour the situation is appropriate.
Fourth, the time of ovulation identified and timely ovulation Boer goat breeding
mostly late in estrus, 90% of young sheep in estrus 30 hours after the start of ovulation by .75% -85% of ewes in heat production started about 40 hours after ovulation . Based on the data, the general optimum breeding time in estrus before the end of 5-8 hours, or an average of 30-35 hours after estrus beginning to start breeding, slightly ahead of young sheep, the sheep produced slightly delayed. In addition, the situation according to the needs of estrus, sheep estrous long duration, can be re-equipped with an interval of 5-10 hours of time. boer goat breeding law
male and female lambs after birth, there is the age of first estrus puberty, often referred to as sexual maturation, secondary sex characteristics have emerged at this time, can produce mature germ cells (sperm or eggs), with the ability to reproduce, but not for immediate breeding. Boer goat female lamb puberty is usually 6-8 months of age, body weight reached 40% -60 of the sheep%. Rams 4 months old, that is sexual, such as the Pa Kua, to discharge sperm. but because of the public, sheep reach sexual maturity of the reproductive organs have not yet fully mature, early mating on their own and future generations are detrimental to the growth and development. Therefore, Boer goat ewes beginning with the general over the age of 10 months, beginning with ram more than 12 months of age.
two Boer goats for precocious estrus
and multiple estrous animals. puberty General 6-8 months of age, estrus season significantly. In the spring and autumn temperatures suitable and adequate forage season, the relative concentration of heat, summer and very little heat. estrous cycle of 19-24 days, average 21 days, duration of estrus 24-48 hours, 30-40 hours of ovulation begin after estrus. lactating ewes 7-10 days to estrus after weaning. estrous ewes mainly as follows: excited anxiety, crying, constantly wagging tail, frequent urination, Pa Kua other ewes , loss of appetite, swelling of the vulva was congestive red tide, vaginal relaxation and mucus, and sometimes flow from the vulva. abnormal heat, malnutrition, improper feeding and management conditions of mutation or environmental reasons. common are the following: < br> 1, quiet heat: As estrogen deficiency, the lack of apparent heat in heat performance, but on the ovarian follicles mature and ovulate.
2, short oestrus: oestrus period is very short, little attention or miss the breeding period .
3, intermittent heat: ewes estrus very long time, and intermittent heat, malnutrition often occurs in early spring ewe.
three estrus identified in the Boer goat breeding
work; heat identification is a very important part. identification purpose is to detect estrous ewes, breeding or artificial insemination in the right time to master, to prevent accidental leakage of distribution with reduced conception rate and lambing rates. boer goat There are three kinds of heat identification methods:
1, external observation: is the common method of identification of ewes in heat, mainly from the external observation of ewes to determine the performance and mental state. Boer goat ewes in estrus when the performance the excitement is obvious anxiety, loss of appetite, rumination stop, loudly chirping, wag, vulva and vaginal redness, swelling, relaxation, and a small amount of mucus discharge or outflow.
2, vaginal examination method: This is a more accurate The heat identification. through the opening to check the vaginal mucosa Zhi, secretions and changes in the cervix to determine the heat or not. vaginal examination, the first ewe Baoding good, clean vulva, and then open Zhi device cleaning, disinfection , coated with lubricant, the inspectors left open Zhi Wang held devices, closed the front door slowly inserted from the shade, gently open the front, inside the vagina with a flashlight checking changes. When you find the vaginal mucous membrane congestion, red, bright surface moist, there transparent mucus exudate, the cervix is congestion, relax, open, with mucus out, they can be as heat. checked and gently folded out of control to open Zhi.
3, again the situation of law: 1 day or sooner or later 2 Time will test the ram into the ewe group situation. try to smooth the situation location, easy to observe and out of estrus ewes. When the test rams into the ewes group situation, the staff do not cry, may be appropriate ewes drive group, so that ewes can not crowded together. When you find love again with the nose to the olfactory ram ewe or ewe hoof to flirt, even Pakua back to the ewes, and ewes stood still or active when close to the ram, this is the estrous ewes ewes. At this point, to immediately isolate the heat to prepare for breeding ewes. test time of 1 hour the situation is appropriate.
Fourth, the time of ovulation identified and timely ovulation Boer goat breeding
mostly late in estrus, 90% of young sheep in estrus 30 hours after the start of ovulation by .75% -85% of ewes in heat production started about 40 hours after ovulation . Based on the data, the general optimum breeding time in estrus before the end of 5-8 hours, or an average of 30-35 hours after estrus beginning to start breeding, slightly ahead of young sheep, the sheep produced slightly delayed. In addition, the situation according to the needs of estrus, sheep estrous long duration, can be re-equipped with an interval of 5-10 hours of time. boer goat breeding law
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
The story of the cat nine children (a)
Who believe that the cat still so watch it eat wolf, proven cats love fish bones in the complex, can never be forgotten love.
say cats have nine lives, named > The first day, nine children to arrange in the bathroom, and consequent wandering once, not let it in the room.
turn, to organize its food basket. baskets on the washing machine, and the height of its reach. ah? wrong child, put cat food on a few plastic bags a wrinkled hole, just as eager to feed it did not see, the bag is obviously good, and did not break off ah. over and look at that, wow, a big hole! out and saw the basket in addition to its equipment The anti-inflammatory drugs, deworming medicine, all scattered capsules cat. Then I ran Dawu proclaimed: It is a hole nine children bite! It has long been his full, fragrant bowl of cat food it is no wonder that the face turned away, indifferent. kid thing, every time when fed, that cat is out there, and hungry, anxious, and just his come up. It first jumped into the tub, then climb the washing machine, biting open pockets, full saturation meal to meal! see it round the small Duer, killing me .... can not think of it as too simple.
cat also had self-esteem, that heavy, and it angry with you, with your children the fire, breaking off with you!
a basket, two bowls, a newspaper, a small hot water bottle. < / p>
skinny nine children, feels a bone. hind legs dragged twist to carefully look no injuries, touch, it did not call, that has not internal injury. used to listen to others mentioned, cat hind leg paralysis can lead to calcium deficiency, calcium deficiency is a serious must have nine children. then sent for liquid calcium in milk to make it down to drink (and then I can not eat the cat milk, diarrhea!), finished, lying in the basket to obediently playing Pet Hospital, doctors said his legs were wounded before, calcium deficiency, there is urgent fire. played two needles, anti-inflammatory and analgesic. The doctor said that it was girls. bought the cat food, opened the de-worming medicine.
later the situation a little better, it too can not face finishing is still depressed, very distressed.
day morning, with friends around, hurried out, returning after lunch.
I got to hand it to open eyes, obviously feeling to forced to shut its eyes, Pa Pa are not open! is really annoyed.
In fact, the cat is in humanity, it can differentiate the tone of the people to speak to know what to do, not what to do. < / p>
(e)
not dilute management it had a moment just fine. It does not admit defeat, but also the expense of the door and cried. continue to ignore it, to hear the results of which very heavy, very surprised, how it has been a good sleep tonight wrong child. took over there, surprise: it Qi Gugu to stand in the middle ground, vertical focus, bristling ear, on the floor a mess, it was overturned water bowls, water is flowing along the bed of the basket, put it in the sink next to the short cabinet placed freshener, soap boxes, rolling dust drum, shoe polish was in disorder and other items'd go, especially mess .... it really have the ability! so angry I picked it at the basket, played two children under the forehead: a glimpse of the washing machine on a hot water bottle, forgot to give it. probably the problem here, once on the basket good irrigation, paved the septum. At this time, nine children getting in the way so I did not hold their own happily jumped into the basket, and then lying to the above, but also funny and cute. patted it, saying that a bunch of coax it, then good so it was obediently silent.
distressed to put it in his arms, and to coax and tease, take children to fish it, this better, holding my arm and bite and arch to vent, whine.
raising nine children, eating no more sleeping in a big problem, it is most worried about a bad leg, anywhere chaos Laniao. midnight look at, yes, it uses the newspaper. Subsequently, the nine children that are toilet paper, and shuffled to the bathroom and for this I am very touched, patted its forehead children, in recognition of its sensible child, give it a little cat food, encourage it to do well.
its ears Trane, see I'm back, did not like what I want to eat out once, but bleary-eyed, slowly got up, the front legs the freedom to ride in the basket edge of the bow from the body first, and then raised head, comfortably stretched a big lazy waist, then jumped out, grinning at me to cry: sorry, my first time to a large bowl of cat food. cat food, a favorite of nine children, whenever the smell the smell, then flutter over Some Like It Hot, buried the last century to the hungry. But this time the smell of cat food, children did not make it exciting, actually sniffed and walked away. Where is not comfortable? I am full of doubts.
nine children improves very active, constantly fighting with me a new earth!
I do not compromise any of it is called. It has stamina than I thought, for a squat feet, for a shadow seems to follow, a mouth to stop Oh, no, can not accommodate it. I looked it round yo eyes, serious criticism and education: do not eat food, and want to go off wandering days? Well, tomorrow to let you go, go wandering it! no longer care about you !nine poor children face looked when she listens to magically turned away, walked to his Wanbian began eating cat food. just listen to said: to eat, eat, and said why are so many!. is the cat? Or the color of the wizard with the metaphysical?
living room sofa, nine children to lengthen the body lay, completely lazy phase. touch its belly bulge, round bulging, thin lines that appeared in a clear arc, a little funny, probably without the gastrointestinal Well, let it go to sleep.
munching big swallow it, eat less, and I continue to walk. for a while, heard it called, go back, it limped along. I stopped, it immediately came around to rub in the Tuibian as if recognized early. Although I love animals, but do not want to adopt it, the heart continues to severely go. It is Shui Po to follow, and I stop it stop, I took it with, Shuaibu Diao tried it several times. It was crippled, and need help, I was chosen fate, wonderful reflection Come on, help It returned to say.
(b)
(c)
11 月 did not get warm in the room cold, cold with fear it is to find a small water bottle, filling with hot water every night on the basket, it will be particularly comfortable to lie on top of sleep, not looking for people, stick people, very independent.
that night after it locked in the bathroom, always crying listening to it, get angry at it few times, shut the door and did not have a minute, it is called up.
cat nine children, boys and eight months old cat, white with black flowers on a crooked nose and a mole.
After that, I heard the toilet paper toilets, but also remember that you can get cat food. After 7-8 days, it got better, and the sound of toilet paper also increased the number of a ring I immediately ran it it just a little sprinkle urine or nothing, it should be rushing sound of scratching the newspaper, looked up at me and then called, that is to cat food, good air and funny, it will deceive people then.
the next thing is that it lost the original cat food warm, and smell the left until it grew dark also did not fresh. nine o'clock, so hungry in my legs and front legs it to call upon, I went to where it now goes, blanket the mouth and barking. that the voice was Gener given voice to, like the desert wind out of the street singer, a mouthful of sand taste, and can breath a few bars applause, I heard sad fright, I heard desolate, weak cry, hear and every heart tremble .... . I wonder child, how emboldened it as good as?
nine children, pride and made me think it has a particular temperament, mysterious, self-willed.
Adoption Time: October 29, 2010 < / p>
2010 年 10 29, evening, go to the mall on the way back, I heard the roadside bushes, Stray cats are few and people close, it must be hungry, hurried to find just bought bread fed.
mind kept thinking about nine children, feed it every day around 11 o'clock, and then let It is the sun. Seeing two o'clock, nine children certainly hungry.
last night, with pictures on my PC, it still climb, good body lying plate, his head resting on my wrist. an hour later, the weight of my legs and wrists sour. I began to thrust it down, it does not move, bunk. I would add to the tone: Nine children, you bully me, ah, go on , go! and now it tightly closed eyes, how is not known how to stay no response, will it really come to hammer out, ignore people.
one night, it is a scene with me, because there is no hot water bottle.
under the bus, rush to enter the house, the room stay open nine children, fortunately, it fell asleep in the basket.
nine children no good legs When I sat in front of the computer to see it in the next call, hold up in the legs tummy, the complacent satisfaction read the Heart Sutra. Later, I do not hold, and it can climb down the leg, and then Arch lying to pregnant before, I tend to baby it, let it play this game to sleep ah.
say cats have nine lives, named > The first day, nine children to arrange in the bathroom, and consequent wandering once, not let it in the room.
turn, to organize its food basket. baskets on the washing machine, and the height of its reach. ah? wrong child, put cat food on a few plastic bags a wrinkled hole, just as eager to feed it did not see, the bag is obviously good, and did not break off ah. over and look at that, wow, a big hole! out and saw the basket in addition to its equipment The anti-inflammatory drugs, deworming medicine, all scattered capsules cat. Then I ran Dawu proclaimed: It is a hole nine children bite! It has long been his full, fragrant bowl of cat food it is no wonder that the face turned away, indifferent. kid thing, every time when fed, that cat is out there, and hungry, anxious, and just his come up. It first jumped into the tub, then climb the washing machine, biting open pockets, full saturation meal to meal! see it round the small Duer, killing me .... can not think of it as too simple.
cat also had self-esteem, that heavy, and it angry with you, with your children the fire, breaking off with you!
a basket, two bowls, a newspaper, a small hot water bottle. < / p>
skinny nine children, feels a bone. hind legs dragged twist to carefully look no injuries, touch, it did not call, that has not internal injury. used to listen to others mentioned, cat hind leg paralysis can lead to calcium deficiency, calcium deficiency is a serious must have nine children. then sent for liquid calcium in milk to make it down to drink (and then I can not eat the cat milk, diarrhea!), finished, lying in the basket to obediently playing Pet Hospital, doctors said his legs were wounded before, calcium deficiency, there is urgent fire. played two needles, anti-inflammatory and analgesic. The doctor said that it was girls. bought the cat food, opened the de-worming medicine.
later the situation a little better, it too can not face finishing is still depressed, very distressed.
day morning, with friends around, hurried out, returning after lunch.
I got to hand it to open eyes, obviously feeling to forced to shut its eyes, Pa Pa are not open! is really annoyed.
In fact, the cat is in humanity, it can differentiate the tone of the people to speak to know what to do, not what to do. < / p>
(e)
not dilute management it had a moment just fine. It does not admit defeat, but also the expense of the door and cried. continue to ignore it, to hear the results of which very heavy, very surprised, how it has been a good sleep tonight wrong child. took over there, surprise: it Qi Gugu to stand in the middle ground, vertical focus, bristling ear, on the floor a mess, it was overturned water bowls, water is flowing along the bed of the basket, put it in the sink next to the short cabinet placed freshener, soap boxes, rolling dust drum, shoe polish was in disorder and other items'd go, especially mess .... it really have the ability! so angry I picked it at the basket, played two children under the forehead: a glimpse of the washing machine on a hot water bottle, forgot to give it. probably the problem here, once on the basket good irrigation, paved the septum. At this time, nine children getting in the way so I did not hold their own happily jumped into the basket, and then lying to the above, but also funny and cute. patted it, saying that a bunch of coax it, then good so it was obediently silent.
distressed to put it in his arms, and to coax and tease, take children to fish it, this better, holding my arm and bite and arch to vent, whine.
raising nine children, eating no more sleeping in a big problem, it is most worried about a bad leg, anywhere chaos Laniao. midnight look at, yes, it uses the newspaper. Subsequently, the nine children that are toilet paper, and shuffled to the bathroom and for this I am very touched, patted its forehead children, in recognition of its sensible child, give it a little cat food, encourage it to do well.
its ears Trane, see I'm back, did not like what I want to eat out once, but bleary-eyed, slowly got up, the front legs the freedom to ride in the basket edge of the bow from the body first, and then raised head, comfortably stretched a big lazy waist, then jumped out, grinning at me to cry: sorry, my first time to a large bowl of cat food. cat food, a favorite of nine children, whenever the smell the smell, then flutter over Some Like It Hot, buried the last century to the hungry. But this time the smell of cat food, children did not make it exciting, actually sniffed and walked away. Where is not comfortable? I am full of doubts.
nine children improves very active, constantly fighting with me a new earth!
I do not compromise any of it is called. It has stamina than I thought, for a squat feet, for a shadow seems to follow, a mouth to stop Oh, no, can not accommodate it. I looked it round yo eyes, serious criticism and education: do not eat food, and want to go off wandering days? Well, tomorrow to let you go, go wandering it! no longer care about you !nine poor children face looked when she listens to magically turned away, walked to his Wanbian began eating cat food. just listen to said: to eat, eat, and said why are so many!. is the cat? Or the color of the wizard with the metaphysical?
living room sofa, nine children to lengthen the body lay, completely lazy phase. touch its belly bulge, round bulging, thin lines that appeared in a clear arc, a little funny, probably without the gastrointestinal Well, let it go to sleep.
munching big swallow it, eat less, and I continue to walk. for a while, heard it called, go back, it limped along. I stopped, it immediately came around to rub in the Tuibian as if recognized early. Although I love animals, but do not want to adopt it, the heart continues to severely go. It is Shui Po to follow, and I stop it stop, I took it with, Shuaibu Diao tried it several times. It was crippled, and need help, I was chosen fate, wonderful reflection Come on, help It returned to say.
(b)
(c)
11 月 did not get warm in the room cold, cold with fear it is to find a small water bottle, filling with hot water every night on the basket, it will be particularly comfortable to lie on top of sleep, not looking for people, stick people, very independent.
that night after it locked in the bathroom, always crying listening to it, get angry at it few times, shut the door and did not have a minute, it is called up.
cat nine children, boys and eight months old cat, white with black flowers on a crooked nose and a mole.
After that, I heard the toilet paper toilets, but also remember that you can get cat food. After 7-8 days, it got better, and the sound of toilet paper also increased the number of a ring I immediately ran it it just a little sprinkle urine or nothing, it should be rushing sound of scratching the newspaper, looked up at me and then called, that is to cat food, good air and funny, it will deceive people then.
the next thing is that it lost the original cat food warm, and smell the left until it grew dark also did not fresh. nine o'clock, so hungry in my legs and front legs it to call upon, I went to where it now goes, blanket the mouth and barking. that the voice was Gener given voice to, like the desert wind out of the street singer, a mouthful of sand taste, and can breath a few bars applause, I heard sad fright, I heard desolate, weak cry, hear and every heart tremble .... . I wonder child, how emboldened it as good as?
nine children, pride and made me think it has a particular temperament, mysterious, self-willed.
Adoption Time: October 29, 2010 < / p>
2010 年 10 29, evening, go to the mall on the way back, I heard the roadside bushes, Stray cats are few and people close, it must be hungry, hurried to find just bought bread fed.
mind kept thinking about nine children, feed it every day around 11 o'clock, and then let It is the sun. Seeing two o'clock, nine children certainly hungry.
last night, with pictures on my PC, it still climb, good body lying plate, his head resting on my wrist. an hour later, the weight of my legs and wrists sour. I began to thrust it down, it does not move, bunk. I would add to the tone: Nine children, you bully me, ah, go on , go! and now it tightly closed eyes, how is not known how to stay no response, will it really come to hammer out, ignore people.
one night, it is a scene with me, because there is no hot water bottle.
under the bus, rush to enter the house, the room stay open nine children, fortunately, it fell asleep in the basket.
nine children no good legs When I sat in front of the computer to see it in the next call, hold up in the legs tummy, the complacent satisfaction read the Heart Sutra. Later, I do not hold, and it can climb down the leg, and then Arch lying to pregnant before, I tend to baby it, let it play this game to sleep ah.
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